We are devastated!
For weeks, like many, we were anticipating the photos of the ridiculously foolish Lindsay Lohan being shackled and hauled away to the “Paris Hilton Celebrity Isolation Cell.” Today, Judge Marsha Revel inhumanely denied us that satisfaction. Tabloid journalism built this moment up, and a judge, who had no reason to be nice to the spoiled former Disney starlet, had the cameras turned off to preserve Miss Lohan’s dignity. WHAT ABOUT US?!
Then, to add to the injury, we learned that Lindsay’s lockup will impact her upcoming projects. UPCOMING PROJECTS?! Who was the Hollywood genius who felt that was a brilliant move?
So, for those who have awaited the shots of Lindsay in non-fashion bracelets, Hawaiipetphotos.com offers a Chihuahua substitute. The deal is the puppy is smarter.